I hate my family. I can’t deal with this shit anymore. a family’s supposed to love you.
| guy: | i had sex ten times in one night! |
| guy: | you legend *high-five* |
| girl: | i had sex once |
| girl: | oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night |
NUMBER ONE RULE OF TUMBLR
ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR
IF YOU DONT REBLOG YOU DONT DESERVE TUMBLR.
i love you
i had to.. do you know what this man has done for me
(via justanotherpessimist)
fuck you
I love how even my own family can make fun of me to the point where I go to my room crying.
We the jury find the defendant
| OJ Simpson: | Not guilty |
| Casey Anthony: | Not guilty |
| 14 year old girl downloading last night's episode of Glee: | There's a special place in Hell for people like you |
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